3rd time rereading

after careful and meticulous analysis and fair comparison and extensive research, dare i say nanjo has the most perfect asshole in all existing ukes. it is a perfect vertical slit suggesting habitual usage with a lewd pink cotton candy colour and large puffy rim begging to get rammed into. not perfectly tight but loose enough to get the prize. looks relatively clean meaning he takes care of it both in hygiene and pleasure. i’ve officially ranked this as the heavenly hole