"it felt really good but i could have just ate it instead" LMAOOO every time i log in here and read tmi like this i thank shi i discover this site. anw, the question here is did u wash it before u ate it #invested
oh my
Everything was good until you ATE it
im crying you couldve just hid it
The fact that you went straight to the big one....... Bwahahaha..... I'm sorry
... I guess I'm not gonna eat cucumber again
I can't look at cucumbers the same way anymore... Sis
nope but a rolling pin... yes
I did.
okay so, not too long ago, I was too much in the mood while reading some guy touching himself anally and I thought that what if It actually feels good???? I decided to do it with a cucumber despite being told in many sites that its not safe (sex ed is taboo in my area so i had to search it up)
I also read some straight manhwas and shit to see what the female anatomy could handle.... the guys have bigger rods than a 1 litre coke SO I JUST PICKED A BIG ONE DESPITE BEING A FIRST TIMER, it felt so uncomfortableat first that i was considering to just quit it but it'sstarting to get better as the time passed so i just said "screw it we ball" and then before i knew it, all got in and I just felt like i was constipated for a month... I just wanted to cry from embarrassment yknow cause it felt really good but I COULD HAVE JUST ATE IT INSTEAD. cant believe i just wasted some good food but also NOT ONLY THAT, my mother got home a few seconds after I'mdone with whatever bullshit im trying to pull and I ended up eating that same cucumber in a panic???????? I didn'twant her lto get suspiciousthat i suddenlygot a cucumberon my bed (i didn't cum at all so there was no evidence that i did that shit, I was so embarrased i ended up leaving myself on edge)
btw the taste is not bad