No way Cain is cheating. This is definitely some sort of scheme to help solidify their bre...

No way Cain is cheating. This is definitely some sort of scheme to help solidify their break up act. The purple haired girlie is in on it to help her own finances/reputation etc etc.

Cain is going to faint when he finds out about the bb. He will regret the fake!marriage, and will want to throw everything to the wind in order to proudly say he's the father, but I think there's still more steps in their long term plans he has to follow through with first.