Bro, I swear that old fart is the most disgusting, vile creature to ever exist in fiction. I hope next time he’s taking a dump his ancient knees give out, he slips, and falls face-first directly into his own old poop so it gets all in his mouth, makes him choke on his own dump, and he just slumps over and dies right there on his expensive marble floor. That would be the most poetic justice for a trash-tier human being. He deserves to have his luxury stock portfolio completely tank overnight, his pristine silk sheets turn to sandpaper, and his fancy expensive wine taste like straight-up garbage juice. I hope his high-end hearing aids malfunction and just blast static into his ears 24/7, his custom designer shoes give him the worst blisters known to mankind, and his private jet gets permanently grounded.
Bro, I swear that old fart is the most disgusting, vile creature to ever exist in fiction. I hope next time he’s taking a dump his ancient knees give out, he slips, and falls face-first directly into his own old poop so it gets all in his mouth, makes him choke on his own dump, and he just slumps over and dies right there on his expensive marble floor. That would be the most poetic justice for a trash-tier human being. He deserves to have his luxury stock portfolio completely tank overnight, his pristine silk sheets turn to sandpaper, and his fancy expensive wine taste like straight-up garbage juice. I hope his high-end hearing aids malfunction and just blast static into his ears 24/7, his custom designer shoes give him the worst blisters known to mankind, and his private jet gets permanently grounded.