I'm so sorry, omg, but why does the face of the woman in this story have to be round like ...

I'm so sorry, omg, but why does the face of the woman in this story have to be round like a balloon and the face of the man in this story have to be square like Roblox

I can't hold it in my heart anymore...
No need to bother arguing with me about their faces, if you don't like it, you know what to press or just ignore this post lol