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If I die, please bury me so no coffin is needed and shower me every day with mountain dew,...

Aki October 20, 2026 4:41 am

If I die, please bury me so no coffin is needed and shower me every day with mountain dew, and I will come back alive once all my veins and bones suck enough mountain dew. I will sprout and be a big mountain dew tree and hatch the biggest mountain dew because it's me inside of that

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    Respectingwomen258 October 20, 2026 4:56 am

    But can I plant you outside my backyard before you sprout? Sharing is caring

    Tequila October 20, 2026 5:35 am

    Woah , thats kinda like .. tiffiti but mountain dew