Honey…

Eggs are easier to lay. They don’t have arms or legged and up or down, it’s not gonna get snagged. Also, snake eggs are squishy when they come out and they firm up as they dry. You might end up laying multiple eggs but they are relatively small compared to the snake so you’d have very small babies. I’d take it as a blessing and just be grateful you don’t need to push a whole ass child out of your bussy… ╥﹏╥