"I feel so guilty meshing bodies with him." [2 secs later] "Would you like to part the seas, love?"

I laughed so hard I peed a little when they sat up in the bed with disproportioned bodies. But then I recalled my own body and remembered I'm disporportionate, too Dude let's just get to the backside......the dark side. You thirsty af, he's nice enough. I respect the hustle