Only five chs in and mc almost cracked him open

Lol when the ghosts said "we'll be on tv" I legit thought he was gonna jerk it of right then and there, like when he was kidnapped by ghosts on the sidewalk
I was PANICKING

So like who's the real bitch? I'm kinda confused now （￣へ￣ ) . Does this have a novel? If there is can someone spoil me plz