I am positive that the artist is the reincarnation of Friedrich Nietzsche, who is apparently suffering a near mental collapse after being haunted long-term by the restless soul of Sigmund Freud.
How do we know that a character is evil? Simple – they’re ugly. And how do we know if they’re a good guy? They’re hot.
If a character is a bad guy, you will know because he has been emasculated. If the man’s eyebrows look like a flapper from the 1920s- he’s evil. If he’s higher up on the villain hierarchy, then he’s likely gonna have at least one lip covered in Gothic lip stain. Higher still? It might be on both lips. He’s close to being in charge? He’s gonna look more feminine, but with overly sharp features, and a chin that could chisel through solid diamond. Basically, we’re gonna make him look like an angry, angular, ugly woman, with a scrawny man’s physique- as much as possible. If he’s a pinnacle of evil- we must remove anything manly about him, as proof of his unworthiness!
Is he hot? Oh, well then he’s one of the good guys. Very hot? He’s a main character. I mean, damn even Gillion is a literal GILF. The dude‘s been wasting away for years doing nothing but despairing at his sick daughter‘s bedside – but turn him into a main character, and the guy chops off his femininely long hair, regains manliness, and a super hot body, modeled after the unrealistic + inhuman standards of the animated Superman character from justice league.
And Cecil? Guys, he’s THE main character. So, obviously- the cooler, more awesome he gets, clearly the more manly his body needs to be! Who cares if he’s a young teenager, and how that quantity of muscle would literally stunt his growth (medically speaking)- he’s representing awesomeness here! Throw muscle on that boy and a hot costume that accentuates his dripping masculinity. Let’s all lust for the minor, because virtue = a body that can induce sexual desire.
And don’t get me started on the women. Does she have a camel toe? Is she wearing spandex into battle? Then she’s an important good guy. Is she kinda overweight and unattractive? She’s a mob, or close to it. If there were actual female villains, which would probably be giving women too much credit (since they clearly exist to represent the embodiment of masculine sexual desire), then she would probably be so incredibly overweight that we could anticipate her falling over from a sudden cardiac infarction, if she’s so much has took three steps- because remember people! Virtue = a body that can induce sexual desire! And we all know that women are ugly if they are overweight. Or at least this is something the author is trying to convince us of.
I am positive that the artist is the reincarnation of Friedrich Nietzsche, who is apparently suffering a near mental collapse after being haunted long-term by the restless soul of Sigmund Freud.
How do we know that a character is evil? Simple – they’re ugly. And how do we know if they’re a good guy?
They’re hot.
If a character is a bad guy, you will know because he has been emasculated. If the man’s eyebrows look like a flapper from the 1920s- he’s evil. If he’s higher up on the villain hierarchy, then he’s likely gonna have at least one lip covered in Gothic lip stain. Higher still? It might be on both lips. He’s close to being in charge? He’s gonna look more feminine, but with overly sharp features, and a chin that could chisel through solid diamond. Basically, we’re gonna make him look like an angry, angular, ugly woman, with a scrawny man’s physique- as much as possible. If he’s a pinnacle of evil- we must remove anything manly about him, as proof of his unworthiness!
Is he hot? Oh, well then he’s one of the good guys. Very hot? He’s a main character. I mean, damn even Gillion is a literal GILF. The dude‘s been wasting away for years doing nothing but despairing at his sick daughter‘s bedside – but turn him into a main character, and the guy chops off his femininely long hair, regains manliness, and a super hot body, modeled after the unrealistic + inhuman standards of the animated Superman character from justice league.
And Cecil? Guys, he’s THE main character. So, obviously- the cooler, more awesome he gets, clearly the more manly his body needs to be! Who cares if he’s a young teenager, and how that quantity of muscle would literally stunt his growth (medically speaking)- he’s representing awesomeness here! Throw muscle on that boy and a hot costume that accentuates his dripping masculinity. Let’s all lust for the minor, because virtue = a body that can induce sexual desire.
And don’t get me started on the women. Does she have a camel toe? Is she wearing spandex into battle? Then she’s an important good guy. Is she kinda overweight and unattractive? She’s a mob, or close to it. If there were actual female villains, which would probably be giving women too much credit (since they clearly exist to represent the embodiment of masculine sexual desire), then she would probably be so incredibly overweight that we could anticipate her falling over from a sudden cardiac infarction, if she’s so much has took three steps- because remember people! Virtue = a body that can induce sexual desire! And we all know that women are ugly if they are overweight. Or at least this is something the author is trying to convince us of.
Somebody please get the creators some therapy.