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Both are terrible metaphors

mango November 10, 2026 5:00 am

You don't suck on either of those things. A baguette, you tear/cut into pieces, and a frozen banana, you put in a blender to make a smoothie. So unless they're implying something more violent's going to happen to his dick...

Responses
    Yaoi November 10, 2026 5:02 am

    He’s gonna bite it off omg

    Squanch November 10, 2026 5:03 am

    I'm guessing a frozen banana doesn't curve?? I'm-