Same. It would probably play out were the other person is getting undressed and I am like “ I thought we were eating cake?” Then proceed to eat cake and leaves.
Are we hopeless?
I probably wouldn’t either one time in high school this girl from my class asked me to eat lunch with her and she kept touching my hand and I was SO oblivious.
Why you touching me? Stop it!
This one boy from my class softly pinched my cheek and pretended like nothing happened while we were talking with two other friends. I was just quietly listening to my other friend basically standing there doing nothing. I also caught him staring at me during recess a few times but i didnt really connect the pieces until two years later this was in 2018 btw and his image is still haunting me
Off topic but if i ever had a person (i was romantically interested in) suggest to come over to my house and eat cake with me, my autistic ass wouldn't take the hint and we would prepare the table, cut some slices, eat the cake and part our ways without even kissing or holding hands because i'm oblivious like that. I missed a few hints from past crushes years ago and they always come to my mind when i'm about to go to sleep and i'm like "damn so he was into me 8 years ago???? What"