I got nothing to suck, sorry ... unless you're into small breasts and virgin cl*ts.

Oh man. I didn't even know what a "clit" was back then, lol. It'd be more like a virgin "vagina," I guess, since that's what you put the penis in. Who knows if I even have one? No one, because I don't show off my junk like some perverted exhibitionist.

Welp.

I'm pretty sure people don't suck vaginas though. Maybe you can lick them?

And back when I censored myself. Good times. Now I curse like there's no tomorrow. Fuck decency.