Lmaoooo
Low key you sound fun I want to be your friend
Umm...I don't really have one... XD
BUT hey, every time I use my bathroom I clog the toilet so I have to go to my parents bathroom to take a number two because their toilet is more powerful than mine.
Been there, done that. But what can be done when nature calls, I don't know why, we as girls, need to pretend we don't shit or fart and be judged by not only guys but even by the same gender; and if we do, we are labeled as disgusting and unhygienic. Like jeez, people, calm the f-down, it's not like we want to take a dump or cut the cheese because we want to suffocate everyone! Bottom line is just go when you have to and screw everyone else, because trust me, I have held it in for two days and let me tell you it is painful and nothing is worse than crapping your pants in the middle of a road trip. (▰˘◡˘▰)
That commercial puss me off. XD
I can't believe girls get embarrassed for something so freakin- UGHHHHHH!
This is what came to mind when I read this lmao
My shit smells like death. The toilet spray tones it down slightly, thank god. Sorry fellow students who come in when I'm doing my business. I pray for your survival.
Reccomendations for double personality?