im bored. hit me up with some pick-up-lines. winner gets me with juicy toppings. any t...

Are you French because Eiffel for you. lame right? :(

"My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"

hi bored im dad


no one heard that one before :)

"Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I play with my wiener."






I ain't no guy but dang if a guy said that to me.. lol no jk

hi dad im so madly in love with u. i hope u take care of me in one piece <3
DINGDINGDING WE HAVE A WINNER!!
now in how many slices do u want in me? big or small? do u want yes dick or no dick? or yes vagina or no vagina? or do u want two in one? and what toppings would u like? go wild.

Are you made out of sodium? Because Na.

actually, can i just have all of u? im the only one starving here.

Nice. XD

For some reason I was feeling a little off today, but when you came along you definitely turned me on.

i actually blushed wtf (▰˘◡˘▰)
im sp00ked

OH I DIDNT THINK I WOULD WIN IDK WHAT TO DO

hi bored, im dad, and in bed im daddy

i should read the replies before making jokes

U r the silliest exo-L I have ever seen , u r so pathetic , to the point I feel sorry for u really ....
I hope u r not a once too cuz damn I don't wanna be with u in a fandom ....

HAHAHAHHA Lancestewart reference xD

roses are red not as red as your clit but when you lick a dick i start to flick


sorry idk what im saying, im still kinda drunk.♡★(๑•ㅂ•)و✧

thats okay.... u kinda spiced it up a little bit*wink*
p.s im still kinda drunk .-.

Sadly for you, I am.