...Ok, I'll go read sign language to calm down now.

That's what I thought, like...The story started going weird, maybe he didn't wanna keep it cute (can't think of a reason to why), suddenly all they had to do was to have sex in one of those dreams and done. Happy couple forever, but nooooo... we're taking a wild turn here (again! being kidnapped ain't enough, we gotta make them pets), the author's gone bat-shit crazy.
Let's go back to cute then and read some Sign Language or maybe Cherry Blossoms After Winter
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