Funny things you've noticed while reading yaoi?

1.We have mc, his lover and that lover's brother/brothers or son FALLS IN LOVE with the mc.Like,all of the seme 's family turns out to be gay ( happens in soooooo many mangas )
2.While fucking, to be precise, penetrating :
Uke, "it h.. urts, ngh, aanh, d..o it a lil bit sl.. o.. wly"
Seme : finds uke cute, loses rationality like an ape, feels extreme orgasm AT THAT instant and then penetrates the uke a lot more anyway (I hate inconsiderate sex partners)
3.Anal sex without lube ( the funniest thing )
4.The seme tells the uke"You remember my shape" like the uke's rectum is clay mold destined to be shaped by the seme's Dick outline.

1. Women are evil.
2. what is lube
3. i love to fuck, kiss boys but no homo

1. Both uke and seme say they're straight. Like, ??? Bitch I'm reading a manga picturing sex between men, u thought I'd be grossed out seeing they're attracted to men???
2. Seme sleeps around : "oh yeah what a Man" vs Uke sleeps around "What a fucking slut die bitch" errrrr equality, anyone?
3. Seme and Uke. Is there a genetics rule that forbids manga characters to be Seke? (that's waaaaay hotter)
4. Seme is tall, with muscles yada yada and Uke is a flat girl with a dick
5. Condoms don't exist. Yeah no risk for pregnancy huh? USE FUCKING PROTECTION PEOPLE!!!

This could go for friggin hours (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

Men's asses gets wet just like girls pussies... (⊙…⊙ )
They fuck H24 but the uke's anus is completly fine.
Girls are all bitches.
Like you said about the straight thing.
And finally : "I don't like men OMG it's disgusting. You're the only guy for me."

And also, everybody is gay. Like we have the MC, the.MC's friends are gays ans if the MC has a son, he's gay too.

You forgot the brothers, cousins, father, grandfathers, and dog