Can cactuses actually grow with hats on them? I want a pot full of cactuses with hats.

They can't grow hats, but you sure can put a little hat on one.

Put a sombrero on em and they will go un poco loco

I see a person well-versed in knowledge (▰˘◡˘▰)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Funny-Cactus-Eyes-Moustache-Sombrero/dp/B00C3ZSP84

I mean... if that's ur thing ╮(￣▽￣)╭

*cacti
Plural for cactus <]:D

Lmfao