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be a playboy

with abs

I would be a Sunbae in university. My love interest would be named Squidward (my cute and bulky hoobae). He will fall in love with me, but I will not be sure about my feelings towards my lover. We will start with being F*ck buddies and eventually mate, because we live in a omegaverse society. My spermatozoon will reach his male ovule accidently. We will be expecting a baby boy. I will sadly die from a heart attack before even seeing my child be brought into this world. ( Pls don't forget this all this takes place in a period of 1 week ) Thank you.

I'd totally rock a suit, with a nice shirt and an awesome tie! I know I can wear that as a woman, too, but it's just a different fit.

Try out my new dick

I've always wondered what it would be like to pee standing up

animals

I would try peeing while standing up and masturbate after getting bored of just being fascinated by masturbating with a penis and peeing while standing up for about six hours...I have no clue what to do for the next six days. Although I would be curious about sex....So I'll probably go out and have some sex orgies (with protection of course... Buying condoms would also be interesting as I would have to look at the variations as there many to choose from) Basically, the whole week I would spend the whole time experimenting and answering questions that I had about the male body (most are obviously questions about touch, sense, and sensitivity)

Ohhhh man I would get to date a cute girl. Cause I would know how not to be a creeper and that girl would be HELLA loved and people wouldn't look sideways at me for getting a girlfriend. Unfortunately, because it's only a week, it'd be a short-lived romance ;-;
Also obviously I'd wanna know what jacking off felt like so I'd do that...

try to suck my own cock like the god i am

Use my schlong and wank off all day

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Lol