“sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.”
fuccckkk accidentally disliked,,,,sorry!!
i remember it circulating around tumblr a few years back, but i’m not sure if that’s the actual origin!
aww you’re fine it happens!!
“sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.”