Is the uke stupid or what?

The woman that seme came to meet was clearly the mother/sister/aunt/cousin/young grandma/transgender dad or brother/mama at the gay bar he frequents/the one who will cut their red strings/pet that turned into human/part time work supervisor that asked for help in searching gifts for her boyfriend/person that asked for directions/fujoshi schoolmate from another class that volunteered as a love adviser/the tree where they f*cked on turned human seeking for compensation/hired bodyguard/a long lost acquaintance dragging him in a pyramid scheme/the awaited third party which is the most impossible in this list