Responses
*Spoiler Alert*
...Technically you are the childhood friend "right now looking at" *him* "like..." what are you doing jerk-face, you know I wanted to motorboat that chick!!
...because she's just his friend. And a lesbian. A lesbian with a partner, but who also wanted to get it on with miss editor.
That's just awkward....I'm the assistant right now looking at her like...girl whatchu doing?
(⊙ -⊙? )