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Sasifras June 11, 2020 7:20 am

Technically, pouring alcohol in your...other end is a quicker way to get drunk because it hits the intestines sooner than if you ingested it. The right way holds it in your stomach and it then hits your duodenum (the first part of your small intestine) after about an hour if you eat it with food like a good person (which is why you have to use time to sober up.) It needs to hit the jejunum to start absorption (the middle part.) On the other end, your large intestine isn't very absorbent of nutrients but it is great at reclaiming liquids (usually water) from what will soon be a complete number two (aka, your colon.) The obstacle to get to your ileum (the lower part of your small intestine) would be a few twists and turns and gravity itself. But again, your large intestine is great at absorbing fluids.
So technically, you can get drunk quicker going up your back door...I hear people drink for fun though so this is definitely not the fun way to go.

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    Ritska_Fujoshi June 13, 2020 5:51 am

    Never thought I’d learn about the body after reading this, but now I’m intrigued! Isn’t it possible for it to get infected to maybe get a rash or hurt from the back depending on the type and strength of the alcohol? And I’m guessing this might be solely for men? I’m so curious now...

    Sasifras June 13, 2020 7:09 am
    Never thought I’d learn about the body after reading this, but now I’m intrigued! Isn’t it possible for it to get infected to maybe get a rash or hurt from the back depending on the type and strength of t... Ritska_Fujoshi

    It would be the same for a woman. Stomach acid really doesn't get fully appreciated for what it does for us. It will literally eat through anything (but don't try and rinse your mouth out immediately after you puke; wait and if the taste still bothers you, only a little water to gargle.) Our stomach is lined with a thick mucus coating to prevent it from tearing through our bodies and when it leaves the stomach by the pyloric sphincter, the acid stops being produced so to doesn't burn the duodenum. Then, the pancreas, gallbladder (which stores bile for fat deconstruction,) and the liver start to be part of the digestion process now that it is safe (aka why the duodenum isn't for absorption.)

    LONG STORY SHORT: you don't get any of the stomach's help on the other end. So if the alcohol has yeast, well, possible infection. If it is Viktor's home country's finest, it might burn your a-hole and make things upset; you don't have pain receptors in your intestines. Both your intestines and stomach are made of smooth muscle which are constantly working to push your chime (food when it leaves the stomach) down and out as excrement. The pain you feel is usually from the organ stretching, irritation (ulcers are a clear example,) or from surrounding organs with pain receptors (or muscles surrounding) compensating.

    Two bonus facts:
    1. Food once it leaves your mouth to when it hits your stomach to be digested is called a bolus.
    2. A heart attack isn't you feeling pain in your heart either. Like your intestines, it is constantly working so if we felt it all the time, it would be rather painful. Instead, what we feel is the muscles contracting from around the heart. It also is made of its own special tissue called cardiac muscle and has a separate nerve system all to itself to "keep time," hence why a defibrillator restarts your heart but doesn't cause damage to the brain.

    Sasifras June 13, 2020 7:15 am
    Never thought I’d learn about the body after reading this, but now I’m intrigued! Isn’t it possible for it to get infected to maybe get a rash or hurt from the back depending on the type and strength of t... Ritska_Fujoshi

    One more thing: it was a question answered on the show MANswers. I believe the original question was the quickest way to get drunk. That popped into my head the second I saw the bottle got up Yuuri. The show was on before or after 1000 Ways to Die so sometimes I would watch it. Also, laptops heat up and fry nads so if you have a pair, use a table or a pillow instead of your lap (wouldn't recommend it for the vajay-jay either but haven't seen research on that.)

    Misu June 14, 2020 5:47 am
    Never thought I’d learn about the body after reading this, but now I’m intrigued! Isn’t it possible for it to get infected to maybe get a rash or hurt from the back depending on the type and strength of t... Ritska_Fujoshi

    Yeah me to

    ari June 14, 2020 9:34 am

    interesting...