This shit is absurd and has no right to be as funny as it is.

Seriously I just kept laughing throughout and when he got snatched again at the end oohhh I busted out loud like wtf did I just spend my night reading

Me too

I felt so bad after reading this because everyone in the comment section seems to be genuinely traumatized but I’m over here laughing me ass off glad to see I’m not the only one. The sushi killed me—