The problem is lightsabers have been so normalised in my brain that when I encounter a real dick I’m gonna be expecting a glowing stick and when I realise it isn’t this will happen *stareeeeeeee* nope that ain’t rightHim: what-
HEJEJJSHEUEUA NO FR I MIGHT EVEN TELL HIM HIS DING DONG IS UGLY AND NEEDS TO GET CHECKED OUT TO BECOME A GLOWING STICK
The problem is lightsabers have been so normalised in my brain that when I encounter a real dick I’m gonna be expecting a glowing stick and when I realise it isn’t this will happen
*stareeeeeeee* nope that ain’t right
Him: what-