I have this fudanshi friend (hes not gay) (I just introduced some yaoi to him then DING) one day he suddenly asked me; what would you do "if ever you forgot to lock your room and you are reading some smutty yaoi while putting a headphone on listening to some " hardcore yaoi drama cd". Then your Mom suddenly enters your room knowing its BL but she would deny it like " oh you are reading a smutty manga. what a cute tomboyish girl. Oh so she's flat chested but thats what good about it . Im sure thats a girl cause it doesnt have a DICK!! right?? (the power of invisible dick) then you'll be like " mom I know you know what is this so don't try to deny it. Oh and Im straight okay?? then she'll be like "Oh I see . By the way I think Im going out today so take care of the house" then after that she returns home she'll gave you a porn mags saying " porn mags is good for your health" then you'll be like " I see . T-thanks" .. All I said was " did that happened to you ?? he answered " well DAMN RIGHT!!!"
I have this fudanshi friend (hes not gay) (I just introduced some yaoi to him then DING) one day he suddenly asked me; what would you do "if ever you forgot to lock your room and you are reading some smutty yaoi while putting a headphone on listening to some " hardcore yaoi drama cd". Then your Mom suddenly enters your room knowing its BL but she would deny it like " oh you are reading a smutty manga. what a cute tomboyish girl. Oh so she's flat chested but thats what good about it . Im sure thats a girl cause it doesnt have a DICK!! right?? (the power of invisible dick) then you'll be like " mom I know you know what is this so don't try to deny it. Oh and Im straight okay?? then she'll be like "Oh I see . By the way I think Im going out today so take care of the house" then after that she returns home she'll gave you a porn mags saying " porn mags is good for your health" then you'll be like " I see . T-thanks" .. All I said was " did that happened to you ?? he answered " well DAMN RIGHT!!!"