Yes, but this time the coat (and the coffee and barrista) were free ... and the godzillas are easily to tame - just feed them kittens ... er ... kitten chow, not kittens *suspicious person appears on roof of nearby building, opens snowy wings and flies away, with a banner trailing behind with the words "Shop at N Pet Store for all your pets' needs"* Muahahaha
*Leads innocent girl into pet store where she is overcome by the cute fluffiness of all the animals ready to be adopted*
"Well - girl formerly in a mask, see anything you wish to take home with you? Just keep in mind they may transform on you if you are not careful with your thoughts - witness the kitties turning into lizard monsters...or do you just need some food for them?"
An Eastern dragon, hmmmm... let me check my inventory. Are you prepared to feed it live food? I believe it prefers small mammals ... cats, dogs, etc.
Oh! Look, I do have one ... *gets a bizarre looking creature out of a cage ...*
I know it does not look like much right now, but feed it the right food and you will have what you are looking for ...
Hey! Wait! You get a complimentary bag of kittens with that! It's just a starter feeding kit, you will have to buy more later, but these will last a month or so. *Hands over squirming, mewing bag*
By the way, that creature will never turn on its' former owner - me - just in case you were thinking evil things....but it does like virgin male ukes when in adult form. Just something to keep in mind.
Oh my ! Thank you! Those kittens are so cute ~ *conflicted* Aaah well it's for the sake of my beloved dragon...
Hehehe don't worry I'm still looking forward to do more business with you *innocent smile* My revenge against you can wait *evil smile*
Virgin male uke you say? Hmm are you selling those? Aaah but I'd feel bad for all those pitiful seme ~ What do I do, suspicious seller?
*Theme music from the movie "Jaws" follows behind the girl, emanating magically from nowhere, as the strange beast cuddles up to the girl* Store disappears from view to be replaced by a Ramen shop, a Pachinko store and a 7-11. Suspicious person flies away to drop off advertising flyers for the new businesses.
Thanks for the update...stalker is happy now that the new chapter is here. *opens new trench coat ... anyone interested in a purchase?*