You looked at me funny so I'm going to cut off your hands and feet and torment you for the rest of your life! Nope, I'm gonna burn you and your soul alive. Next, please. You killed my son and no one under heaven can stop me from killing you today! Nope, one shot. Next, please. I'm the son of a big family so I treat people like trash but I'll take your woman this time, too! Nope, slapped down. Next... It's cliché after cliché. Which makes it unintentionally funny.
You looked at me funny so I'm going to cut off your hands and feet and torment you for the rest of your life! Nope, I'm gonna burn you and your soul alive. Next, please.
You killed my son and no one under heaven can stop me from killing you today! Nope, one shot. Next, please.
I'm the son of a big family so I treat people like trash but I'll take your woman this time, too! Nope, slapped down. Next...
It's cliché after cliché. Which makes it unintentionally funny.