Nin's Questions (23)

Sigrid rants about yaoi

My god, this is too fucking sweet! What is up with these random flowers and stuff in the background? I think i once read one where they used fucking feathers and one with freaking fish. I first thought the feathers where something completely different, and it confused me. The worst was that they had no context with the story at all. And what is up whit these four year old ukes that get raped all the time? And afterwards they are alwas fine with it! Like "senpai is so nice to me! He can do whatever he wants with me! I feel kinda strange when senpai touch me." Get your shit together children! That is not alrigt! Is it OK to ask for a manga where both people look their appropriate age? And where no one look like an elf or foregin hunk with long hair? Geeze! I just wanted a normal cuple. But still, these convienienly ocurring fevers get me every time. The same with the slipping down stairs and random downpours near the cimax of the storys. No wonder why i always forget the content of the manga almost immediatly after i read them. Only the very best ones get stuck in my brain while the rest of them just stack on top of eachother like a big pile of generic fancervice. Litteraly, its the same storyline over and over again, just with different characters and settings. You remember them only by one destinct difference, like saying "oh, you mean the one with the fish?". Oh, gawd, please generate some imagination, people. And why is it that only the fucking worst mangas get anime adaptations almost every time(with a few exeptions)? There are so many great shounen ai out there, and you choose to make an OVA about a boy with a fucking crystal desease that is in love with his sensei? Fuck you! And what about the movie with the violin(i think)player that got fucking raped by that popular guy, and his entire life came crashing down. I needed a freaking shower after watching that. That was some lewd shit, and i am not into that stuff. I felt bad for him! He was naked and fell down the stairs. Did he die? I dont remember. Anyways, if i am going to read more yaoi, i dont want no fucking sweet innocent shit with flowers and klishe lines like "why is it that i only respond to his toutch" or "No, this is not what i wanted *sob*", and no five pages of introduction, then cut to fancervice, like half the yaoi out there. That is why the "smut" label exist. I want eiter something funny, something badass or something overly obnoctious with a uke that dont look four years old and not dumb as a piece of bread. Definately a slow starter.

Great... I had to get that out of my system. This is not a brakeup letter or anything. I just had a sudden rage attack because i ran out of stuff to read. I can litterally sroll down the sounen ai section on manga zone and point out that i have read or checked out every third manga there. (Started reading half a year ago btw) so i spent half an hour writing this in order to calm down my tired brain. I am currently in a dry period for watching anime as well, because i don't seem to find anything interesting enough to actually watch it. Exept One Piece in englis dub, but i alteady catched up to the newest releases, so i feel deprived. I also feel emotional whenever i hear OSTs or intros from one piece, aot or tokyo ghoul because i know i have to wait a long time for more episodes (in addition to the incredible feels i got while watching the shows). "But sigrid, you are so lame! You only watch fucking mainstream shit!" Well, actually, i dont. I watch all sorts of anime, like ghost hunt, vampire knight, corpse paryty, kyo kara maouh, big windup, why am i listing this? Now i am just rambling for the sake of rambling. I think i got to go check the yaoi section on manga zone again now. Why have i become this way? *sob* *sob*

Sigrid out!

I rarely read shoujo manga, but when i do, usually the guy is after the girl. I'm looking for a manga where the protagonist girl is desparately trying to get the clueless guy's attention. She is blind to everyone else but him. I want something like that.
Any ideas?

So like the main couple is caught being steamy by their parents or friends or whatever and get torn appart like romeo and juliet with lots of roumors and stuff... Is there anything like that? It would be so awesome! Because all those i have read so far is like "The couple overcome their problems, happy ending, finished". I just think it would be cool to read something a little different!