Kat's Things

I am the lorax and I speak for the trees
save Australia or i'll break your fucking knees.

xoxo, the Lorax

(idk who made the idea of making the wdding a story but I'm taking that now ) I know this is super late but whatever-



_☠Start☠_



As the spoopy wedding music fills the halls everyone starts to takes they're places. @AmofoCumDrunk starts sobbing loudly they're tissues taking up half the seats, @Spoopy King Toru | Consigliere tries his best to comfort @AmofoCumDrunk to no avail. The spoopy music pauses as I (@Spoopy Mafia Boss Kat Kuroo) walks down the aile in a dapper dress suit. (half dress/half suit) Saluting my comrade in arms @Spoopy Hellish Boss as they sob, holding up their best guns. I nod to my family members and stand at the aile, @Spoopy Bethany stands flipping through a hentai magazi- I mean bible. There's a pause before loud Megalovonia music blasts over the wedding hall. The doors are pushed open and in comes.....DIO. Just kidding, in comes the beautiful bride/groom, @CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty. The music changes once more as Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Theme Song blasts through. I chuckle slightly at the amazing choice of music as @CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty proceeds to the alter, @SpoopyAni-chan as the bridesmaid, not too far behind. @Spoopy Bethany closes her hentai mags- I mean bible and clears her throat. "Alright guys, gals, and non-binary pals. We are here today under the eyes of Mangago to witness the conjoining of these two in holy matrimony. Whoever wishes to intervene or speak up against this marriage please speak now so I can wack you with a bat. No one speaks..... "alright, do you promise to take @CAPTAIN spoopy Scotty for forever or poor, yada yada, blah blah?"
ME: "Yeah, sure."
@CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty: "i do"
@Spoopy Bethany: alright you may now platonicly hug the bride!
*mass cheering and screams*
*After the umm i do's*
@Vibing with (spoopy) yaoi~ and @Bitch I- are happily sitting in a corner eating the cum cake, @SpOoPy DiSgOsTaNG eating the eyeball carrot cake.
At the front of the hall @Spoopy Skyy, @Spoopy Hellish Boss, and @Yaoi-Fan The Spoopy Bad Bitch bring presents. Mounds of imaginary champagne, guns, and presents are thrown at the couple, causing all hell to break loose. At that moment @(SPOOPY) N_I_C_O_L_E waltzes through the hall, tens of thousands of Kat's trailing behind her. @Uriel, had just finished her food and was going back to the food tables for more when she tripped over the train of kittens and kats making @(SPOOPY) N_I_C_O_L_E drop the leashes of all the kats and kittens................The cats are fuking loose! Everybody's screaming and running after cats, @Itsme_ cries over their singleness unaware of the choas surrounding them. @AmofoCumDrunk is still crying while @~HeyHeyPeopleButSpoopy!~ attempts to seduce @Spoopy King Toru | Consigliere to no avail. In admist all this chaos only three people stand unputurbed. @Spoopy Mafia Boss Kat Kuroo, @CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty, and @kSpOoPynard sit at the very front of the hall. @Spoopy Mafia Boss Kat Kuroo sits, a cat in lap with a develish smile. All was planned. @CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty is petrified to their seat, wondering what the hell is going on. And @kSpOoPynard, the poor fool, still begging for that raise.




~THE END~

Thanks for coming to the wedding everyone, it was beutiful and I appreciate it. I tried to include everyone but I probably failed in that task. See ya'll later!
Oh and if you want to, or if you need confort or someone to talk to my discord/personal therapy is: Mafia Boss Kuroo Kat#8395

Hi~
It's your favorite (and only) under boss of the Mangago Mafia.
I just wanted to notify everyone that I will be having a wedding tomorrow to my beloved wifu to difu Spoopy Scotty (and here ya'll were thinking I was officially married). Ne wayz whoever is welcome to participate is welcome to participate. It's a spoopy wedding as well, since my wedding is going to be on Halloween-
ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~ Lobe u all~

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