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He’s gonna be laying three eggs… its gonna be a few months of NO ACTION while the eggs form in his belly, then when its time to lay those eggs, lord mugo’s gonna be fighting actual inner demons to be gentle… but idk im just a pervert
When people say “oh we’ve been trying SO HARD for a baby”
Literally me, one of my colleagues even was like we got it on the first try! And my mind just SPIRALS. Like she found out she was preggo after like 6 weeks so does that mean she got raw dogged only once in those six weeks? Or the rest was with condom but that doesn't make sense...... Why the hell would she even tell me that
6 weeks before they fck and got knocked up real fast. Fertility
How does she knows it's the first time tho, not the second or third try? She gets fucked in intervals or....? Nvm I don't wanna know D':