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"What are you gonna do out there?! I've never seen such a foolish man."
yes. I mean, he might look poised and suave and like, on top of things. But that's uhm. For all things military, I suppose and if you pluck this poor moron and plant him right in the middle of "human interaction" there's a wooden *clack* and you possibly see a screw springing away and from then on Murphy's Law is in session, which means if he CAN fuck up then he most ardently WILL