I woke up in a hospital room with a pounding headache. What happened? I asked the nurse. Apparently, right after the new chapter dropped, I had a full meltdown screaming this ain’t real like I was trying to rewrite reality, then repeatedly bumping my head against the wall as if I could reset the plot. The nurse had to step in and sedate me mid-rant. I looked at the door as the doctor walked in and said I experienced stress-induced amnesia. Side effects include emotional damage and the inability to recall anything past the story’s peak. And you know what? The doctor’s right—I can’t remember what the recent chapter was about ! All I remember are the golden arcs, the slow burn, the fluff, the moments that actually made sense… but that chapter? Completely gone, like it never existed. Honestly, I’m choosing to believe this is my brain protecting me. Because if that chapter was real… then I’d still probably be screaming ! Not that I even remember what went down anyway. So for my sanity, the story ended where it was perfect, and I refuse to wake up from that :D
This is better written than this whole season
omg girl I’m so jealous
Gigantic, humongous, colossal.... none of the usual synonyms for “big” are enough to describe that.. "thing"
Um is his dih that long or is that just a crinkle in the cloth.. ?