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Went downstairs to get some bread to go with my cheese and I find my dad making cigarettes…

I'm a virgin, because I'm an autochoris, which is defined as: "A disconnection between oneself and a sexual target/object of arousal; may involve sexual fantasies, or arousal in response to erotica or pornography, but lacking any desire to be a participant in the sexual activities therein" Basically, I like the idea of sex, but I don't actually......