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just started but how come dude goes around dropping deadass precise infos around like the exact size of the shoes how brand new they are the exact notes from the cigar etc and no one finds it strange or remotely curious for a regular civil lmaooo
i cant remember the name of this josei i read on the fallen BTsite
- fl has pink hair and works for some sort of magazine? one day she is drunk on her way back home and licks this dude’s advertisement at the subway lmao
- someone records it and she goes viral
- because of it, dude breaks into the industry and gets recognised
- she ends up having to interview him? they get close and snusnus
I also read this on BT, so it took me a while to find on here but since I knew it i had to search for it lol. I guess it's a sign to reread it!
And in case the link didn't work but its called "Dirty Talk Buddies"
thank you erinnnn (づ￣ ³￣)づ
too bad it hasnt been updated in ages tho
so it’s a josei smut, i’m almost sure it’s manga i read it back in 2022?
dude has a very small ring ding dong and he is embarrassed about it but female lead doesn’t care at all and they have a healthy relationship! i loved it because we usually get those “oh my god he’s so big i will be cut in half” kind of narratives but this time it was touching their insecurities and even safe sex it was so sweet
i remember two specific scenes:
1. fl says she loves going to onsens and ml is like haha me too but then we get a flashback of baby boy sitting alone in a corner and overhearing his friends comparing sizes and they laugh about someone’s tiny d but our man is like “but his is bigger than mine…” lmaooo
2. girl is a lawyer and one of her clients give her some sex shop products lmao and one day dude opens her wardrobe and sees this ginormous plasdick and he is like i’m so sorry my tiny soldier isnt enough LMAO ISTG SOMEONE FIND THIS SO WE CAN (re)READ TOGETHER
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zhenya saying the hq is up to something and takes taekjoo to an abandoned place
taekjoo: what are we doing in a bookstore Σ(-_-๑)
bookstore is clearly a hideout for something
taekjoo: where are the books (°_°)
“bookstore” has a phone that unlock the hidden guns
taekjoo: w-what’s this !!!!! (⊙…⊙ )
He behaves so dummie in some scenes
fr i think part of it might be the narrative choice “to tell” directly instead of just “to show” it as a hint, but man be really dummie out there pretty often lmao