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Low tide in twilight. I love that man. He’s trying so hard
But of course my main boo is Baek Youngchan
Idk about a pet peeve, but a full stop is romanticizing bleeding. Like just blood and the top is like “lol good thing ur bleeding! Otherwise this would be pretty painful, right?”
Huge red flag tbh
I have a few, but my primary one is when the top says something along the lines of “you’re so wet” when loosening the bottom. Clearly not talking about any kind of precum or anything. Personally, I didn’t know this was omegaverse, homie!
How about yall?
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Raw me alpha daddy, stuff me full of your knot and pups and bite me so everyone knows who I belong to
I’m probably great at nesting. You’re not wrong quiz, creator
I just said “so they censor the dicks in manga too…”
I was honestly just confused. I was like “if you’re gonna draw them having sex anyway, just… draw the dicks??? What is this white blob??”
Me realizing my iPad and phone both have just original art as one and a picture of me and my husband for another….
So here’s my iPad Lock Screen
And here’s my phone’s Home Screen
It’s not super aesthetic or anything, but it’s my shit and I don’t care
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Q and 007… aka 00Q
I was looking for a casual fan fic with them dating…. Imagine my surprise when google took me to ao3 and i was reading this weird hardcore werewolf fic
My little 13 year old brain was like “oh. Yaoi. But in written fanfic format
But I’m still enjoying my high speed decent into hell rn :(
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And then I break out into song and dance
I will never go to work and here is my doctor’s note
Youre not a bad person per se, but like… what a waste of your time. Bc in the end did the class clown even know why you did it? Did he feel any regret for making fun of you? Bc it doesnt really seem like he did based on what you said, so it just seems like a waste of time
Really had to look up what “pedalizing” meant bc i said “i dont think thats a word, and if it is, you’re definitely using it wrong”
You meant “pedestalizing”
And the reason i primarily read yaoi (not shounen ai. I can just read straight stories with how heteronormative a bunch of bl is) is bc so much hetero smut is actually garbage.......
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Nah tbh
Ok so this was a very lengthy nightmare, so im just gonna share the last part (i try to document all my dreams in as much detail as i can):
Im still very confused but leave the place before things get more awkward. I mean im in bloody clothes in a medical department apparently.
I look around and im not gonna lie, that shit did not look like my c......
Trying to figure out why my husband likes boobs, but every time i ask him he’s like “bc theyre big and soft”
And i say “oh, so you’d like anyone’s boobs?”
And hes like “no, i like them bc it’s you!”
And im like “but you aint getting a hard on when im wearing my night gowns. But the moment i wear a tank top, you’re drooli......
My current account is from November 27, 2020
But i had another account i forgot the password to, so who knows man
I know that i was reading on a really shady site back when i was 8. It’s so funny bc i was looking for some shoujo story but couldnt find it so i clicked on yaoi.
And so the rabbit hole began. My search for the best. Bc good lord, ......
“maybe like another account said, I should read shounen ai. Will you listen to my conspiracy theory?”
I read that and saw two long paragraphs and said, “oh no. What could she possibly say?”
Basically her conspiracy theory is that a lot of smut stories put a lot of emphasis on sex rather than emotions and long relationships as a way to pot......
