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You could be my friend but I’m annoying and rude

I think the fact that you haven't done it means that you're strong. So...love ya shawty.

hot ass oil splashed on my face

if its not the "slapping someone for the money" and we aint splitting it then they better gut up

yall have bffs?

i'm physically pretty weak. but I would try my best to comfort them and make sure they're okay. then i'll buy them ice cream or smth

i am my own bff so if someone tries to hit my bff aka me, i'll fucking beat the crap out of them

My teacher was chasing me with my work and grades, and then slapped me in the face. I thought she slapped me in the face but I actually fell off my bed and landed on my cheek really hard.

they would probably laugh and be amazed at how stupid this person is ngl

um...sorry but im not taking any chances

I just answered this and- #5

what even is my camera roll

weirded out and confused.

Pls don't tell auntie :')

-smiled bc they dont know the context behind it

Im...a trap