WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NAME UR CHARACTER DICK MAXIMILIUS??? ITS SO UNMOANABLE NAME WTFFFF
LMFAOO RIGHT
NO BC FR IMAGINE MOANING DICK MAXIMILIUS LIKE??? THE SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT I WOULDVE GOTTEN
PLSS ISNT BEN DOVER A JOKE TOO
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OMG I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT
When he says his name during sex LMAO
*HUFF HUFF HNGGGHHHH* DICKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
short little recording of his sex life
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the second story was...uhhh... dry?