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My Dream Banana Scandal Scenario

Because it my day-off today, I spend day-dreaming of a nice scenario after the last raws.

- Due to his alcohol and insommia, Taehwan (TW) shell will start to crack. He will cause a drunken fit and pass out in a party. A person will try to photograph him unconciously, until Yeonhwu(YH) and Alex will try to stop them (Alex will show his military scary side). YH, trying to check on TW, will be slapped by TW like the scene where he kissed him. YW will be shocked and sad, but he still helps TW to go to his place, contacting Taehee(TH). TH with Dojin recognized that TW condition is worst, so they rushed him to the hospital.

- TW woke up in a hospital. He had Alcohol Intoxication. In the hospital, there are only his brother and Dojin. Dojin tells him that he was asleep for three days. His blonde friend also called him. TW said to TH not to tell his parents what happened to him. TW asked if someone visited him. On which TH said that only YW and Alex regularly visits. His friends are embarrased to visit because of the incident.

- TW was discharged from the hospital. He looked fine on the outside, but he was having a mass anxiety attack when Alex approached him. He gives him a waver for an lgbtqa+ group counseling session. TW was angry at Alex and told him that he was not gay. Alex said that he gives it to him, because he looks like he needs help. That even though he is not gay, the group is open for everyone. Alex then walks away, saying that YW will attend the said session.

- TW went to the group counseling. One by one each member will tell their story. YW was asked to tell his story. He tells in full detail his catholic upbringing and how he was always feel shameful for being gay. That he manages to hide them, but when he let his true nature slip, it caused him to lose his friend. He will also tell them about his masochistic behavior, saying that it is the only way he know how to punish himself from disappointing the Lord and his family.

- TW will then tell his story about his past where he was attempted by an old guy who he trusted. He also tells how he was abused in the past as well. TW was shaking in fear because he was exposing himself to everyone in the group. The people in the group tapped his shoulder, and hugged him. He then noticed that Yeonhwu was leaving the session.

- TW went after YW and tells him that he is sorry for what he did to him. YW was crying, because he didn't know that what he did was much more worst than he thought. TW said that he forgives him. YW forgives him too. TW asked if they can be friends again. YW agreed.

- TW went back to school with less anxiety. Then he sees his friends. They looked like he was talking about him. He was going to have an anxiety attack when Alex showed up, emitting his scary military aura. He was with YW and they walked with TW. TW is also starting to sleep peacefully again, because he was more relaxed than he used to. He also started to hang out with Alex's friends, and started to attend the lgbtq group meetings. TW and YW began to talk again like they did before in high school. TW admits to himself, that he loves YW, but don't want to break up YW and Alex's relationship. TW still thought that YW and Alex are dating.

- YW, TW, Alex and Esther both went out to the usual bar. Esther annouced that she is now dating a Korean-American guy. She then nagged YW about teaching her how to speak Korean. Then he also tells that he was setting up his cousin and YW to a blind date with his bf's gay friends. TW was surprised to know that they are not dating.

- TW planned to pursue YW again. But in order to that, he needs to show his true self more than before. He quits smoking and starting to bit by bit, showing himself more to YW. After a few months, he confessed to YW. YW accepts.

- After the smex, YW still could not believe that TW was in love with him. He tried to touch his lips, but he was scared. TW reached out his hand instead and then kissed it. TW said to YW that he is not afraid. He know that YW will never try to hurt him. TW then proceeds to kiss YW forehead and hugs him. Then he askes YW for a second round.

- After a few days, YW was exhausted. He thought that he will only have smex with his dildo till eternity. Now that his wish has came true, he never knew that he will receive a lot of it and drop to exhaustion. And he never knew that TW was so affectionate and clingy, that even Alex was getting fed up by sweetness of TW.

- TW asked YW if he could live in his place. TW already told his family about their relationship, and if YW parents did not accept him, they would accept him with open arms. YW cried and hugged TW. Alex was crying too and hugged them. He was also asking if they could adopt him too.

(Extra)

TW helped YW pack his belongings and saw the box of sex toys that YW bought. TW asked if he could throw it all out because he got him. YW looked inside the box and saw the black dildo that he liked so much. YW was looking fondly back of all the memories he had with his dildo. TW was weirded out why YW was gazing out on a dildo like he was gazing to his first love. YW said that this is the only dildo that he used that stopped him for having one night stands. YW then told him all of the details why it was the best dildo he ever had (he even even told that he experienced his first dry orgasm and squirting in the dildo). TW, jealous of a dildo, grabbed the dildo, placed in inside the box again and threw it out.

Then after they reached TW house, TW dragged YW in the bed. He then told YW that he would prove to him that he will give him the most pleasure than any sex toys he used. A lot of steamy smex followed.

After a few weeks, TW asked YW for a phone charger. YW said it was in the cabinet. TW searching for the charger in the cabinet, he saw a suspicious box. He opened it and he saw the black dildo again with a bottle of lube with half the amount only left. He was fuming and asked YW why he still have that dildo. YW said in an honest manner that the dildo can satisfy that itch that he wanted to reach. In anger, he broke the dildo in half, causing YW to shed a tear after spending a lot of money to buy it.

In the end, TW went to the bar where Esther works and was drunkenly crying that YW loved his dildo more than him. Alex teased him that maybe the dildo is much better than him. Esther was also teasing TW with Alex.

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Sorry for the long post, and thank you if read it this far. This is my first time writing a sort of fanfic/alternate scenario.

6 MORE Novel Recommendations for "Trapped in a Webnovel" Fans (ALSO VERY LONG)

Hey, it's me (Simps Dojin) again, back with more novels. Please click to expand!
Again, there will be spoilers, though I've kept everything as vague as I can. Again, NOVEL ONLY... unless otherwise stated.
You can read all of them by searching up “title + Novel Updates” unless otherwise noted. Find my previous recommendations under the comment "7 Novel Recommendations."

Novels w/ a Male MC, No Harem, No Romance:

1-"Second Male Lead Powers Up," aka. "Third Wheel Strikes Back"

A man realizes that he has transmigrated into the body of a character from a novel that his sister was a fan of. He is now the 2nd male lead, a prince who is a "visitor" in name, but is actually being kept as a political hostage to another kingdom, & is fated to die in the 1st male lead's place (he took his place in the war for the female lead's sake). But unlike the character, our MC has no intention of sacrificing himself or going to war. He's going to do his best to live. However, he actually never read the book–only heard it offhand from his sister.

Cons: Slow, fluffy. If you want a vicious MC who face-slaps & curb-stomps, this isn't for you.
Pros: Which is exactly why you should read it. Our MC doesn't talk shite because that's how you get killed when you're in the middle of a semi-hostile kingdom. Instead, he ties himself to a powerful institute (the church), being blessed with an OP priest/cleric skill. Not a genius, but he's got an open mind that allows him to genuinely befriend the original female lead–& even the other male lead (who he has quite a lot of bromance with). There is political intrigue & assassinations, but this story basically goes, "you know, kindness can't solve everything, but sometimes being willing to listen & give other people a chance IS good. Maybe Heart is an awesome power after all."
Fiction-world isekai protagonist who is mentally stable & has 0 interest in romance.
Also, the MC (Jesse) looks like Yuseong, but more blonde. Cedric resembles Kim Dojin, but with red eyes & no vendetta.
Bromance: 0.6 Jonghyuk between Jesse & the other prince Cedric

2-"Count's Youngest Son is a Warlock"
Premise is that a badly behaved young master regains memories of a past life & wants to change developments; namely, he wants to gain strength as a warlock while hiding the fact that he's a warlock, so he can live but avoid persecution.
Cons: some may complain about originality. The MC Lucion is rather like the original Cale & Choi Yuseong, pre-transmigration. A rich young master with a bad temper and mental health issues, who picked fights but "never once laid a hand on his servants."
Pros: This IS NOT plagiarism, y'all, despite what the haters on the forums say. Similar concept, different execution. It's not entirely fresh, but we're here for similar novels, yeah? The plot is different enough that it's not just copying. There are some major differences:
Lucion struggles with self-destructive behavior & voices in his head more. Unlike most other MCs of this genre (Choi Yuseong, Cale, Kleio), he's NOT A TRANSMIGRATOR. He was born in this body & lived in it without knowing anything for years, then bam! He remembers his past life, so now he knows he must change... but. Lucion still is the same person, & his behavior speaks of that.
There's also an overlying layer of darkness. Lucion occasionally says things like “I have no choice” & “even if the world considers darkness a plague, I must learn it” & "I'll never let him go again" (spoken to Lucion's teacher, who died to save him in the established plotline). He justifies any unhealthy/irrational behavior by mentioning "the plot," but they are also halfway born of fear/guilt/clinginess.
If "Second Male Lead Powers Up" is a light & fluffy work, "Warlock" is more melancholy. This is set in a world where magic isn’t entirely positive; those who are favored by darkness have to become warlocks if they want to stay alive/sane, but the moment they are revealed to be warlocks, they are persecuted.
Not a downer novel, though. Lucion makes conscious efforts to behave differently, treat the servants better, respect his teacher, try to repair whatever is left of his relationship with his father, etc.
Bromance Level: 0.3 Jonghyuk, though the direction is vague (no clear ship, just an atmosphere)

2- “How to Live as the Enemy Prince”
It’s about a soldier who dies, but instead of going to heaven/hell, is transported into the body of the young prince of the enemy nation. Cue sibling rivalries, battles for the throne, politics, scheming, deliciously horrific family relationships, & misunderstandings.

Cons: The author is dead, so don’t expect an end to this; it’s on indefinite hiatus. However, what exists is worth reading.
Pros: Dynamics between the MC & his siblings, especially one of his older brothers. Also, it’s not grimdark; though there is neglect & bad parenting, MC has mentors & friends who care deeply about him. MC himself also calls out BS, and if he has to take it, he damn well is getting justice later.
Bromance: 0.4 Jonghyuk

3- “Lord of the Mysteries”
MC transmigrates into the body of a dead man, but not into a novel/game/established world. B/c there’s so little info, & no source book or show that he can reference, he doesn’t have cheats such as knowing the future… but he does have access to a mysterious space above the fog, a talent for bluffing, & a strange Lovecraftian power. He’ll need it, as the setting of the world is basically a Cthulhu mythos + Industrial Revolution/late Victorian-era Europe + dark, vicious systems of magic that have severe backlashes + hostile eldritch gods.

Cons: Rushed ending. Author suddenly finished at a point that basically no one was happy with.
Pros: No romance, no harem (as are the previous 2 series). Also, an unusual tarot-based magic system that doesn’t have any godforsaken numbers/XP/game system boards, but instead a series of “pathways,” each with limited abilities tied to their tarot themes
Bromance: 0.2 Jonghyuk (barren of bromance, but the Chinese fandom sure writes a lot of fanfiction)

I hesitate to recommend… Male Transmigrator MC, but has romance:

4 - “My Death Flags Show No Sign of Ending” (both novel AND manga)
MC transmigrates into Harold, a villain in a game. He tries his hardest to maintain the Stokes territory, support the main characters, & avoid death.

Cons: The romance made me drop it. Felt very forced.
Pros: Harold is not a bad person, but the world literally edits his words to sound villainous/mean, so even when he’s doing nice things, he comes off as a male tsundere. It’s superb.
Bromance: 0.1 Jonghyuk (this field is barren, I see nothing)

And now for some ACTUAL BL…

5 - “Circumstances of a Fallen Lord”
Enemies-to-lovers BL. Our MC, Luisen, flees a besieged castle & lives years on the streets; he is helped out by a pilgrim, but eventually wastes away. Instead of dying though, he returns back to the day of the siege & resolves to surrender himself this time… and runs into the enemy, the noble-hating mad mercenary/knight Carlton. Through a series of bluffs, manipulations, & character developments, they gradually grow closer.

Cons: Carlton is a bit… well. Some people may not like him.
Pros: Sort of like in “Son is a Warlock,” MC doesn’t magically become a wonderful person. However, Luisen has certainly become smarter. He relies a lot on verbal attacks, armor-piercing deductions, & literally talks the (absolutely bonkers & violent) ML into not murdering him. Great to see a weak character obliterating a much stronger opponent with mere words. Also, this has the “are we allies? I want to use you but you pose a danger to me” sort of dance on both sides, which “Trapped in a Webnovel” fans like.
Bromance: This is literally BL


6 - “Is the Villain Role Over?” aka. 악역의 역할은 끝났는데요?
Due to complicated circumstances, MC regresses & redoes his death 99 times, each time having to fake being a villain & getting killed by his best friend, who he is trying to save. But after the 100th time, his best friend remembers the previous loops & realizes, with horror, that he’s repeatedly killed the one person willing to sacrifice himself. ML then becomes high-key yandere & resolves to murder the world if he must, in order to save our MC. MC is now the only person able to hold his leash.

Cons: NO TRANSLATION AS OF 7/8/2021. You can find paid raws on Ridibooks, though.
Pros: Regression? Villains? Fantasy? Yandere male lead courting a skittish protagonist? Yeah, this has all the stuff that “Trapped in a Webnovel” shippers like.
Bromance: It is folly to measure actual BL with Jonghyuks

I read the novel’s ending. It’s a happy ending it’s cute (づ￣ ³￣)づ I can’t wait for the rest in the manhwa version. It’s not really that long in the novel but judging by how short the chapters are in the manhwa it might have a lot of chapters ლ(´ڡ`ლ) I haven’t finished reading the korean novel it’s kinda whacky to translate so I went straight to the last part lmao just for assurance that it’ll all be worth it haha.