Asked my father if he loved me and my mom.
when i was a kid i found out my special talent which was fake crying. i would always fake cry about how my stomach would hurt to the teachers and get sent home. the only person that my special talent didn't work on was my mom. my mom told me that my fake crying was so good that she would send me to try out for an episode for la rosa de guadalupe.
Try this lucky number y'all. 1977357 Good luck! They don't bite, btw. Use sarcastic words if ya want. They like that sh*t.
i used to piss my pants to go home early i.. i dont wanna talk abt it
near our school there's so many wide canals, one of it i tried to pass by, but since im short, i did this: just remembering, how i ended not get home full of dirts lmao
I thought the animals tails come out from their butt and the teacher ask the class where does the animal tails come from and I yelled they come out from their ass
I was sitting on the fence, swinging my legs casually and then fell over, but on that side was a bunch of nettle and I was wearing summer clothes. Yep, that was one hella nettle stinging rash...
sucking your own dick