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honestly id put my phone on speaker, full volume in the next stall and play a video of someone taking an enormous shit with groaning and splattering so they wouldn't be in the mood anymore now that they're putting a dick inside where poop is shat. if i somehow had a grocery bag, coincidentally bought nutella, id throw it under their stall. then ill start saying stuff like "holy shit my ass ripped!" and start crying so whoever's taking up that hockey stick thinks of how their ass can also rip. to disturb them even more I'll dip my hand in said nutella and put my hand under the stall, hands quivering when i ask "do you have tissues". creep em out so theyll leave. not only do i help society by scaring off gay people so they dont walk in hearing 'em moaning, ive also fed the ants that could've been scurrying over the cum they'll leave on the floor hoping and crying that its something they can digest. if that happens, we'll have chimera ants. i dont want that! that arc was peak but too long! i wanted to see my man kurapika bro!