Cuz he's waiting for you to fall in love with him dummy! (≧∀≦)
This takes me back. Behold, the first member of the death-seeking squad brother Thrice Reckless!! ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Just what sound exactly does a sweet potato make?! (≧∀≦)
If you cooked it properly It wouldn't make any sound at all cuz it's supposed to be super soft
His penis and his wife in the office with her son.. lol wut?