Stop sending me pictures of minions over Facebook. Okay, stop it! I don't wanna hear it, I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna, I don't wanna hear you guys just blabbing on about minions saying "What's wrong with minions?" "Nothing's wrong with minions they're just cute little creatures!"; Just shut up! ... I don't wanna keep talking about this subject but if you guys are just gonna keep reminding me of it every single day I breathe! Then yes, I am going to bring it up more and more. Stop sending me messages of minions doing whatever they do. First of all, they're slaves. They're slaves! They're like little tiny little yellow slaves! It's like, I found out a theory about them okay. Yellow. What race is yellow and what place in this world is everything made in due to child slavery? ... China! China! Minions are... are Chinese children! See my dog over there? I trained him to hate minions. Right now he's chewing up a minion this very moment. See that? He hates minions just like me!
i knew shane and kendrick were too similar damn