I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever he just said
Get up off her couchii and stop trying to fk ur best friend that's crazy
Awww FL is so kind and thoughtful with no Ulterior motives that's why he fell for her
I lost count of how many times he saved her life after she tells him to go fk himself
She better be the one saving him now
How did it went from "am jalous from ur boyfriend "
To "I killed ur DAD " to " am in love with ur boyfriend "
the princess had to come and kill every single boner huh
ML everytime he kill someone for the FL : wOpSiees
Guys who have crush in u after being friends then decide to cut u off with no explanation sucks ass at least communicate that it's painfull around ur friend then draw a line to protect ur overall wellbeing , don't be bitter just be better
The note : "Don't do this at home"
Me :DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO *DRIVES car inside home while holding hand
ML is too duchy his playing her like a chess piece also the "don't touch yo WAMEN " reeks with purity culture