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So are those tattoos or stitches. I’m not as sure as I once was.

Machete Penguin created a topic of Swallow You Whole

Titties just bouncing all in my face.







I like that shit.

Machete Penguin created a topic of Gig of the Day

Good looking out from the assistant. Thats what he gets for being an asshole to the people who were loyal to him. I hope Yeomin stays away for a very long time. I’m just really pissed that this is affecting his ability to finish school when he worked so hard.

Machete Penguin created a topic of Shutline

Did anyone else zoom in on the shopping cart, or am I the only nosey one?

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch,

What the fuck?!?


Standing ovation. Omg. I did not see that coming.

Machete Penguin created a topic of Peppermint Candy

Someone please get that baby some cold medicine.

Machete Penguin created a topic of Dark Fall

JFC, so this is just what they do all day?

Machete Penguin created a topic of Guiding Me Mad

Oh, wow. I just started reading and the art reminds me of Backlight.

Machete Penguin created a topic of Gig of the Day

I could never work for someone like that. I don’t know when to shut up.

“Do you want me to make your life miserable?”

Obviously not.

See, that’s why you can’t keep a man. You always pulling this “scary thug” shit.

Machete Penguin created a topic of Gig of the Day

I could never work for someone like that. I don’t know when to shut up.

“Do you want me to make your life miserable?”

Obviously not.

Machete Penguin asked a question

I hit the “desktop version” button while reading and now I can’t switch back. It’s still mobile version for everything else except when I’m reading. Does anyone know how I can change it it back

Machete Penguin asked a question

I know lists were deleted and we all had to mourn that loss, but does anyone else feel like things KEEP being removed? I’m pretty sure I’ve had to re-add some things more than once. I could be tripping (because I’m losing my head from mid-terms) but I can almost swear I added a story back and it was removed again.