Abhor when they say these to a guy:
“Be my wife” - dude, that’s a guy, wdym wife?? go marry a female then you dumb bitch. do you mean they should act motherly and be submissive and play the “girl” role?
“You’re my girlfriend” - boyfriend, did you forget pronouns? like, would it kill you to say boy?
“Your man-pussy” - asshole, ......
ISTP. I tried to replicate what I look like, but it's hard when I have natural multi-coloured hair...
