Aaaaahhhhhh hell!! I need me a boyfriend and a kitten. And this kitty will win me a boyfriend and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! !!!!HHHAAAHAHAHAHA......I mean....well.....just some loven would be nice, right? (=・ω・=)
My cat is such a bastard lmao! But he rules the area here. My neighbour calls him the leader of the cat yakuza... Struttin his bad self down the block with his flunkies.. But true to cat form, he comes in for a can of wet food and a cuddle when he wants it! And follows us on walks when we take the dogs out hehe. But he is a bastard... Hates kids, but self preservation is important!
hahaha, I just imagined a scene: cat yakuza with their boss at front go down the street and every little animal fleas for their life. as they walk by little ones the boss stops and makes a badass face.
and then the dog police comes to the scene....
is there and manga or manhwa or anime like that? this would be totally hilarious(≧∀≦)
sorry for my lack of writer skills ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
but seriously, you cat is awsomeXD
my cat is a scaredy cat. It took weeks before she could trust me and even though she lets my dad touch her she wouldn't relax - enev after 2 yaers she still keeps watching him while he pets her and jumbs away if there was a sudden movment. that is except with me(๑•ㅂ•)و✧ it was so worth gaining her trust! she LOVES being caressed - especially on the belly^^ and she never scratches me=)
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deam, I totally sound like a maiden in love or a proud momΣ(  ̄□ ̄||)
sorry, but like most cat lovers I just freaking love my cat ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
lol! Awwww... my cat... his name is Zeus and it fits lol. His litter was a rescue litter and the first day I had him he hung upside down on my arm, hanging on by his nails! He used to growl at me when he was eating his food and I'd walk by, so I just kept petting that lil bastard until he just learned to deal with it. He's a wicked cat and super affectionate, but it only lasts until he says so!
omg that'd be amazing! lol~! Once when Zeus (my badass cat) was trying to get outside at night (we keep him in at night because of raccoons, though he fought one and survived! and coyotes) and my Aunt was trying to leave by our sliding back door and she stood with her leg and face in the door to say goodbye, well Zeus just jumped onto her FACE and climbed over and got out. Lil bugger wouldn't come in unless I opened a can of food. Just sat their on the fence like.. whatcha gonna do?!
ooo^^
On your arm? Like bare arm?!(⊙…⊙ ) that had to hurt( ̄∇ ̄")
hehe, he sounds as much badass (we all agree that he is very badassXD) as adorable ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
but what an awsome name(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
I am really bad with names so my cats name is Grey because she is grey...( ̄∇ ̄") I named her before I knew if she is a she or a he so I tried to make it unsex (she was already at least a year old when she came to our house on her own one day and a even bigger scaredy cat than now so it was kinda impossible to check for gender). But I was thinking if it is a he it could be as Grey from Fairy tail and if a girl then as dr. Grey from Grey's anatomy.. alhough I don't really love any of those charactors (okey, Grey from FT is kinda cool, but that was before FT became a bit boring - no offence if you are a fan) so the main reason is her fur ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
Haha wow just wow, an acrobat cat.....dame that's funny! And oneechans cat sounds like he got his favorite human! Haha, I bet he makes everyone jealous! Ha! Kitty sits so nice for ya, then you go to pet him and then he's all like "nope! Only oneechan touch this!" And struts away like a high end boss leaving you hanging in disbelief, shock and utter disappointment. Aah man I can see it now......I think I might have to go to the er...my stomach might have internal bleeding from to much laughter! Ugh....lol jk hahaha
Aw she sounds so cute!! Grey is a great name! I think I was studying Greek mythology at the time and he just looked like the king of gods lol. Yeah.. It was bare arm... Didn't hurt much actually since it was all 4paws to good distribution of weight, plus he was small enough to fit in the palm of my hand. Now he's a 13lb beast.
lolXD
She is not such a primadonna alhough I would love to see her do that. She only does that to my brother who feds her like 2-3 times a year when nobody else is at home, never takes time for her and then expects that she will let him touch herXD I think the only time she let him was when he was in charege of her for more than a week (everybody else was on holidays) and he made her let him pet her before she get her food (/TДT)/ ( ̄∇ ̄")
to other people she is like (when they are a few meters away) "Oh, you are coming my way? Okey, than I need to find another spot... Wait you are coming RIGHT NOW? Gotta go!" and she hides until they leave. Or if she is in a really brave/primadonna mood she will show herself to them across the yard in a ladylike manner: "Oh, you are leaving? Finally there will be peace once again in my turf. I will bless you with my presence as a goodbye gift. But stay where you.. O, shit, they come this wa.. Run for your life!!!"XD
But unfortunately when other new people are there she won't come near even me so the whole jealous thing isn't as strong as it could be ╮( ̄▽ ̄)
yeah cat stories do that to you(≧∀≦)
tnx^^
well you totally nailed it with the nameXD
thank god for thatXD
Oooo, nice. But I know 2 cats that are even more=P
One is Miki, my boyfriends family cat, now I think he has 15-17 lbs but he used to have it up to 22 lbs until his sister made him go on a diet(≧∀≦)
but he is really big so it doesn't look like he is fat. He is the boss in his house. One time they had a meeting at their house with even the mayor (of that little village) but guess who sat at the head of the table at that meeting? Miki. It was his spot first, it was sunny, he liked it, no way in hell he is gonna movex) He needed to show them who is the boss around thereXD
The other one is Panči (Panchy), familiy cat of boyfriends uncle, and that is the fatest and laziest cat I have ever seen. I don't know how much weight he has but it must be at least 25lbs. When little children "play" with him he doesn't care. Once one pulled him up by his tail and he did nothing. The most movement he does is like make a few steps (literally a few) and then lays down for the day. the only time he maybe gets angry and actually moves is when their dog bugs him to much because she wants to play with him.. Like I said - it is one fat and lazy catXD But adorable neverthelessXD
Holy crap 25lbs! That's a beast! Two of my dogs are 6-7lbs each lol that's crazy one cat is more then the two of them. (Sadly my 70lb dog who was my cats best friend/worst enemy passed away recently, but the rows those two used to have were amazing. Zeus of course always won!) Miki and Panci are officially part of Zeus's yakuza extended family lol
Wait, that's it? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!! what the hell, there's so much that could've be doun and said. There hase to be more.