Happy birthday to me, now give me your pee, sing for me baby, I’ll bend on one knee
Mannnn I need that preggo reveal asap, I need to see blondey go absolutely feral
Watch he bouta get pregnant smh tryna act like ain’t shit goin on knowing he got a borderline psychopath as a boyfriend, messy af, I’m all in
I pulled over, screamed like banshee, hopped out and THANKED GOD BADA WAS FREE, I got on my knees and prayed he’d get out, the lord heard me and answered my prayers #godisreal FREE BADA UNTIL ITS BACKWARDS #badafree I’m gonna name my kid after him
Every chapter I scream or shake my phone with the intensity of a thousand suns, I probably look like I have every disorder
I had to bless the person standing next to me with this godsend, look over my shoulder PLEASEWEEWEEEEEE LOOK AT THESE DICKS, hot as FUCK, Mannnnnnn I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PROFESSIONALLLL MR LIU, YOU A PROFESSIONAL SHIT TALKER WHEN YOU FUCK, AHHHHH keep going
The author definitely opened up a porn site and used every category on the sidebar that was legal















