that phone case the mc has is Free Jesus!! if you trip and fall or your phone falls your plane Jane case wont do crap but if you have flappy card holder phone case it can 1. give you a chance to grab that shiz like the mc did or 2. cover your screen before it falls so it don't crack. yea, it may looks tacky as fuc but my broke ass can't afford good looken and I don't like holding things
Idk if the slang is really apart of the translation but it's funny asf and it makes the story seem more really ngl lmao