#1 have your crush's obsessive older brother/cousin(?) Steal him away and try to kill you
#2 meet your river aunt and learn how to be more badass
#3go save him for Said obsessive brother/cousin(?) In dragon form, super badassly
And boom! Your well on your way to intertwining your soul with his for eternity
#4 he probably dies and then you go into a deep amnesia inducing depression for several ages
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I wish I could have read this while it was updating so I could have written a paragraph of complaints for each chapter! I HATE how pathetic the Uke is! And obviously the rape was SO UNNECESSARY! It didn't add anything to the story!!! Also every five seconds the uke is apologizing and has tears in his eyes! He need to stop crying oml!!!! I felt like they had no chemistry! I honestly only finished this so I could properly hate on it. HOWEVER the translator was so fun lol the memes were immaculate ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶